Toilet Paper, by Marina Sastre

 

2020 could be said to have started too well. First, my boyfriend left me; then the coronavirus pandemic; in April a meteorite will fall, at this rate we all die... But we are having a good time. I have a crazy family. My brother goes for a walk with his fake dog, my father acts as a ninja with an insect repellent to kill insects, and my mother is still clapping on the balcony since last night. I hope this ends soon, and that this third world war ends when the winner is who buys more toilet paper in Mercadona.